| me: | OMG CONCERT TICKETS |
| concert tickets: | way too expensive |
| concert tickets: | too far away |
| concert tickets: | you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date |
| concert tickets: | 18-year limit |
| me: | but |
| concert tickets: | No. |
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
